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Tuesday, 16 August 2016

Different Types of Commercials(Advertisements)

Who doesn’t love to watch the TV? It is considered as one of the best ways to kill time. Gaping at the one eyed monster even when your favorite show is not on air is a fun thing to do to waste precious seconds of our lives; but over the years that changed. TV’s have become a source of showcasing products nowadays.

So why not go through some commercials that the TELEVISION presents to us…

Perfume commercials…readers let’s make it straight you can’t smell perfume scents coming out from the TV’s. You simply can’t smell it! All you will notice is a six packed man applying something on their body and girls running towards him… wow as if that ever happened to me! There are also some advertisements which show a couple get stranded in the middle of the sea and the smell of perfume causes the women to be sensual. I mean seriously? In the middle of the sea. No wait perhaps it was the ocean... oh well I don’t remember. You know what would make sense? Children coming home smelly after playing football/soccer and applying perfume to get rid of the smell. Now that’s an honest commercial!

 Medical(hospital) commercials… have you ever seen great medical hospitals on TV giving 7star treatment with the best medical instruments possible in the world? I bet you have. Fear no more cause all of them are fake! It was once that I opted to visit one such hospital with the hope of observing the beauty it holds. The only beauty I saw was the empty canteen with food lying in their stocks and houseflies their customers! The place was buzzing with people most of which were busy playing clash of clans or perhaps came here to find Pokémons! I love both the games though. Moreover, let it be the a 7star management the washrooms are even not good. Water leaking from pipes and the superb smell that arises all around… lights flicker as if you are in a haunted house until you come out to find that people are still there buzzing around and the country's population is only increasing!

Game commercials… this really kills me. Who has not seen the trailer of Pokémon go? You should go and watch it once. According to them it was supposed to be Pokémons lying around in the roads which we could have seen with the naked eye. With the technology of VR, I thought it was possible but guess what no. You need to carry your phone with you wherever you go. The game basically consisting of google maps has created lot of hype in the world. It is ultimately teaching you Geography of your place in a fun way, and that is by walking. Well except those who go cycling… or drive cars… whatever, it is the game commercials I think should be true. Giving false hopes and not living up to the expectations is something really heartbreaking. Come on game creators’, games are one of the most important to-do schedules of our life.

Ketchup commercials… eating burgers, eating pizzas, how? How? How? All you need is the boss of all ketchups and Ta-Da the name. I guess that’s how all of them goes. Ketchup commercials are weird and funny. Asian countries have to have such commercials; it is a must. Whatever, the occasions are there has to be ketchup in the ads. May it be a get together occasion, where you will notice that beside a cup of tea there is ketchup… don’t know how they go together. Sometimes even in weddings you will find them. All these can happen in the commercials only. 

Lipstick commercials… just like the perfumes of men this is somewhat similar but for women. Whatever the size of the lips is and whichever the color the lipstick is you are bound to find boys looking at them. Simply awesome. Get the point readers, boys are amazed to see the amazing lipstick color not the girl!

Cigarette commercials… smoking is injurious for health; none of the actors support or promote smoking; smoking causes cancer! Bam! The short note is finished and the actor or actress is seen holding a cigar, smoking. On top of that the marvelous visuals  creates such an atmosphere young kids are bound to try it once. Simply it’s harmful for health and the cigarette packet even says so… but it still sells it. Strange.

Info Commercials… usually those selling selfie sticks with the motive to reduce your arm pain. Also includes the ones selling belts saying that it would reduce your fat. Recently one caught up my eye that they were selling a pen with a video camera on it to capture if their child is studying or not! Did we not get enough pain already? Their motto was, “Best way to spy on people on the cheapest rate.”

Mobile Commercials... they say new electronic equipment come to scene every 3 days to a week. These is something many mobile phones have followed and help to keep the trend. The luxurious metal frame body, the sound quality, memory card space, the camera and what not they show. Many buy such mobiles to find out the reality that the world has been lying to them. The only truth they will find is the "luxurious metal body". Other than that the sound quality is poor as to when we play a song in full volume (which gives us warning that our ear can be damaged) the sound doesn't even reach our ears. Time to see a doctor! Cannot listen to songs. Useless living in this world. All mobiles will have 30 to 40 percent of its memory consumed for its own apps. Leaving us with the harsh reality of not getting the chance to download big games or movies. The camera by the way should be extraordinary. Although the pictures we take make us feel amazed we still have to edit them before posting. On other occasions cameras cannot even focus, alas! Our faces cannot be found then.  


Many more commercials are visible in our everyday life which I guess if I write a book won’t even end it. If there is any I missed please let me know. Of course if you read through all of it congrats on wasting some precious minutes of your life :p !        

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